"The best never die. They just retire. And sometimes, if they get bored, they find something else to do."
Let this be a warning to everyone who is in the market for a 9C1. Stay away from the Police Car Store or whatever the hell its called in Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania. They sell on eBay under the user name sureits4sale. A friend of mine bid on and won a car that they were selling. The listing has since expired from eBay, but I planned for the future by taking a few screen shots of the auction page. Follow the links to view the lies.
Anyway, he placed his good faith in this schiester Rick who apparently runs this shitbox dealership. If you read the description of the car as listed by the aforementioned schiester on eBay, you will see that he describes the car as "Super Clean", "Beautiful", "This car was well very maintained .... It runs perfect and is fast too.", and "This vehicle runs, drives and looks like great, inside and out."
I am here to bear witness on a stack of Holy Bibles that this idiot Rick is a complete bullshitter and a liar. He totally misrepresented this car, which turned out to be a complete and absolute piece of shit with a shot interior, shot transmission, noisy ass shitty running tired engine that died five or six times over the course of two very short test drives, shot exhaust system, shot suspension, shitty paint, beat up body, and to beat it all it was dirty as hell, not "super clean" like he said in his ad.
The transmission groaned and was excessively laggy and slipping on all shifts. I'm surprised it didn't strip when we tried to wind it out. The transmission fluid was black and it was obvious that the car was not "well maintained" as the ad said. The exhaust was either completely rotted off or all of the manifold bolts were sheared. Either way, the car sounded like a tractor. There was a check engine light on, the left turn signals did not work, none of the power accessories inside the car worked one hundred percent, the interior was f*cking swill, the exterior was shot filth, the tires were bald (he lied and said they had 65% tread remaining). After we got back from our second test drive, the coolant temperature spiked all the way up. Either the thermostat or radiator was shot. It was obvious that the car would no way in hell make it all the way back to Indiana like this liar said it would. I wish that during our last test drive we had taken the piece of shit out on the interstate and ran it wide open until it blew up to show just what a piece of shit it really was. I guarantee it wouldn't have made more than a few miles at WOT before a major catastrophic mechanical failure.
This moron went and caused my friend to waste time and lose money, and now, if I have anything to do with it, this swill sack is going to lose his goddamned reputation. Don't ever buy anything from this typical used car salesman schiester. His ads are lies, he can't be trusted, and most of all, his cars are complete junk. After my friend was not satisfied with the car that he was supposed to take home, the schiester brought out a shot to shit '95 LT1 9C1 that had every possible caution and warning light on the cluster illuminated. It had a huge hole in the floor pan and was showing brake failure. It was an even worse alternative to the shot piece of shit that he had won which was supposedly "super clean" and supposedly ran, looked, and drove great. F*cking bullshit.
Do not buy cars from this jerkoff. His cars are not fit for thugs in the ghetto. They are all junky swill just like a similar schiester in Midlothian, Illinois has to offer. Another day, another story. I just want that schiester to know that my 1994 LT1 9C1, which he saw on his shitty ass lot has over twice the miles (196k as of today) of the shot ass car he tried to offload to my buddy (whch had only 80k) runs, looks, drives, performs, and handles ten thousand times better than anything he could ever possibly offer for sale. He should do us all a favor and put his shitty ass decommissioned taxis in the junkyard where they belong.
Bottom line? Cars are junk, and ads are all bullshit. Information only. If I've offended anybody, too damn bad. I'm just telling it like it is.
"The best never die. They just retire. And sometimes, if they get bored, they find something else to do."
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